Artist: Kasper Bjørke
Title: Sprinkles
Genre: Electronic / Instrumental
Release Date: 30th July 2021
Label: hfn music
Review Flash
Laptop music by Danish DJ sat at home reminiscing about, presumably, playing other people’s records to large groups of people in big fields. So perhaps a bit melancholy? A bit introspective? Or perhaps the kind of music that’s spaffed about in the background in swish bars the world over to drown out the sound of pretentious drones, yacking and yabbering away at tables awash with ridiculously over-priced drinks. The press release promises “a breath of fresh air and a much-needed warm ray of sunshine”, but in reality, this kind of sterile phoned-in bilge is emotionally bereft, directionless, and ultimately pointless, written for people who have absolutely no interest in music, by someone with too much money and time on their clickety-click digits. Utterly dreadful. But will not affect his cool value one bit.
Conclusion: Who buys this stuff? Really?
Rating: 1 / 10
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